Showing posts with label The Commish Sez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Commish Sez. Show all posts
Sunday, August 26, 2012
It's time (again)
It's time for season five of the Southwest Wyoming Fantasy Football League (SWWFFL). Draft day is Monday, August 27th at 6:15 PM (MST). Check back for our Sunday Night Live Blogs and league updates
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Yes I am Gloating
After an arduous season of fighting injurys and a crummy receiving corps, your humble commisioner is the 2011 Southwest Wyoming Fantasy Football League champ!
I am the champion!
Sunday, September 25, 2011
No Live Blog TONIGHT!
There will be no live blog tonight, since the Colts without PAYton are clearly going to get smashed by the Stillers. This will be this weeks most boring game....
The Commish
The Commish
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Ummm What?
The PAAYTRIOTS traded Randy Moss to Minnesota for 3rd round pick? Really? Did Tahmmeh Turrific have something to do with this? Does this bode well for people carrying Wes Welkeh on their roster?
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Co-Comissioner wanted
I am looking for a new co-commissioner of the league in preparation for my upcoming surgery and recovery. Due to the meds I am currently on, it has been difficult for me to get the live blogs and weekly recaps put together. If you are interested your responsibilities will include:
Jay
- Preparing and running Sunday Night live blogs (and any other nights love blogs)
- Managing scoring disputes
- Sending email reminders for upcoming games
- Preparing and sending the weekly recap
- Managing the blog site
Jay
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
New Edicts from The Office of The Commisioner...
The Indianapolis Colts shall be called The INDY OUCH for their numerous injuries and for how ignominiously they gave up 231 yards against Arian Foster and the Texans. Seriously, the zone blocking scheme has been around for 30 years (or longer). Did the OUCH defensive coaches just learn about it?
Rex Ryan will henceforth be called The Kiter for writing checks his team can't cash. Really, Coach Ryan, The J..E..T..S.. JETS JETS JETS are a Superbowl team? Which leads us to;
Mark Sanchez shall be referred to as The DOE, for his 'deer in the headlights' look when being rushed by opposing defenses.
From now on, all former USC quarterbacks will be called Used To Be A QB, for their inability to understand that PAC-10 (12 soon) are not always the creme de la creme. Dominating teams like Washington State is like John Elway (All Hail Number 7) playing against a Pop Warner team. This does not apply to Carson Bangle Palmer.
One last USC jab, from this point forward, Reggie Bush shall be referred to as "Can't Haz Heisman" for giving up his Heisman trophy as an "act" of contrition.
That is all
Rex Ryan will henceforth be called The Kiter for writing checks his team can't cash. Really, Coach Ryan, The J..E..T..S.. JETS JETS JETS are a Superbowl team? Which leads us to;
Mark Sanchez shall be referred to as The DOE, for his 'deer in the headlights' look when being rushed by opposing defenses.
From now on, all former USC quarterbacks will be called Used To Be A QB, for their inability to understand that PAC-10 (12 soon) are not always the creme de la creme. Dominating teams like Washington State is like John Elway (All Hail Number 7) playing against a Pop Warner team. This does not apply to Carson Bangle Palmer.
One last USC jab, from this point forward, Reggie Bush shall be referred to as "Can't Haz Heisman" for giving up his Heisman trophy as an "act" of contrition.
That is all
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Final Team Draft Order & Keeper Players
It looks like teams without keeper players will get a first round pick, then teams will proceed in draft order.
| Team | Team Owner | Franchise Player | |
| 1 | SpiderKings | Sean Elliot | none |
| 2 | GC Dark Knights | Jay White | none |
| 3 | Bearpaws | Brian Tanner | Maurice Jones Drew |
| 4 | Wildcats | Tucker White | none |
| 5 | Elune Sentinels | Daniel White | Tom Brady |
| 6 | Ragazzi Pazzi | Diane White | Adrian Peterson |
| 7 | The Watchmen | Jason White | none |
| 8 | The Sharks | Dave Elliot | Chris Johnson |
| 9 | The Vikings | Mike Williams | Aaron Rodgers |
| 10 | Legal Beagles | Chris Lym | Peyton Manning |
Friday, September 3, 2010
Last Minute Update - 001
We will have ten teams this season. We will still have only 4 teams in the playoffs unless we decide to change that at the Draft tomorrow.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Season 3 of the Southwest Wyoming Fantasy Football League
Hello everyone and welcome to the third season of the SWWFFL! We have some league changes and new scoring options, so be sure to read this closely.
Draft & Keeper Players:
Don't forget the draft on Saturday (September 4th) at 2:00 PM MDT (1:00 PDT). We will be meeting in Room 310 at the BOCES if you want to attend the draft in person. I will have a dial in number set up by Friday and will email you that information.
If you are declaring a keeper player, I need you to email me the players name by Saturday morning. If you choose not to keep a player, you will be allowed an extra draft round after the conclusion of the regular draft to complete your roster.
We will running the draft in reverse snaking order (1 through 8, 8 through 1, etc.). Draft order is based on order of finish from last season:
1. Gotham City Dark Knights (jay white)
2. Bearpaws (brian tanner)
3. Wildcats (tucker white)
4. Ragazzi Pazzi (diane white)
5. The Watchmen (jason white)
6. THE SHARKS (dave elliot)
7. Vikings (mike williams)
8. Legal Beagles (chris lym)
Roster Changes:
We have dropped the defensive player position.
Scoring Changes:
We have several new scoring changes. They are as follows:
Defense & Special Teams
Will be rewarded 6 points for INT, Punt & Kickoff returns.
Will be rewarded 1 point for every 25 return yards
Wide Receivers/Tight Ends
Will awarded 1 point for every reception
Performance Scoring
This season will introduce performance scoring for the QB/RB/WR/TE positions. These positions will be awarded additional points for yards over a set value. These points are awarded one time only. Maximum points awarded if a player meets all performance values will be 15 points. This performance scoring is as follows:
Quarterbacks:
+5 points for 350 yards (one time only)
+5 points for 400 yards (one time only)
+5 points for 450 points (one time only)
Running backs:
+5 points for 125 yards (one time only)
+5 points for 150 yards (one time only)
+5 points for 175 yards (one time only)
Wide Receivers/Tight Ends
+5 points for 125 yards (one time only)
+5 points for 150 yards (one time only)
+5 points for 175 yards (one time only)
League Setup:
The league has been divided into two four team divisions. Division membership was set by random draw.
Playoffs:
Since we only have 8 teams in the league this year, we are cutting the season back to 14 weeks, with playoffs being played in weeks 15 & 16. Only the top two teams in each division will make the playoffs. This means only four teams will be in the playoffs.
Weekly Transactions:
The weekly maximum for roster changes is 4 add/drops per week
That's everything for now. See you all on draft day! Don't forget to send me your keeper player before the draft.
The Commish
Draft & Keeper Players:
Don't forget the draft on Saturday (September 4th) at 2:00 PM MDT (1:00 PDT). We will be meeting in Room 310 at the BOCES if you want to attend the draft in person. I will have a dial in number set up by Friday and will email you that information.
If you are declaring a keeper player, I need you to email me the players name by Saturday morning. If you choose not to keep a player, you will be allowed an extra draft round after the conclusion of the regular draft to complete your roster.
We will running the draft in reverse snaking order (1 through 8, 8 through 1, etc.). Draft order is based on order of finish from last season:
1. Gotham City Dark Knights (jay white)
2. Bearpaws (brian tanner)
3. Wildcats (tucker white)
4. Ragazzi Pazzi (diane white)
5. The Watchmen (jason white)
6. THE SHARKS (dave elliot)
7. Vikings (mike williams)
8. Legal Beagles (chris lym)
Roster Changes:
We have dropped the defensive player position.
Scoring Changes:
We have several new scoring changes. They are as follows:
Defense & Special Teams
Will be rewarded 6 points for INT, Punt & Kickoff returns.
Will be rewarded 1 point for every 25 return yards
Wide Receivers/Tight Ends
Will awarded 1 point for every reception
Performance Scoring
This season will introduce performance scoring for the QB/RB/WR/TE positions. These positions will be awarded additional points for yards over a set value. These points are awarded one time only. Maximum points awarded if a player meets all performance values will be 15 points. This performance scoring is as follows:
Quarterbacks:
+5 points for 350 yards (one time only)
+5 points for 400 yards (one time only)
+5 points for 450 points (one time only)
Running backs:
+5 points for 125 yards (one time only)
+5 points for 150 yards (one time only)
+5 points for 175 yards (one time only)
Wide Receivers/Tight Ends
+5 points for 125 yards (one time only)
+5 points for 150 yards (one time only)
+5 points for 175 yards (one time only)
League Setup:
The league has been divided into two four team divisions. Division membership was set by random draw.
Playoffs:
Since we only have 8 teams in the league this year, we are cutting the season back to 14 weeks, with playoffs being played in weeks 15 & 16. Only the top two teams in each division will make the playoffs. This means only four teams will be in the playoffs.
Weekly Transactions:
The weekly maximum for roster changes is 4 add/drops per week
That's everything for now. See you all on draft day! Don't forget to send me your keeper player before the draft.
The Commish
Monday, November 16, 2009
The Commish Sez: New edicts from the commisioner
I have added two new edicts to the list. They are as follows:
5. Terrell Owens must not be referred to by anything but "He who shall not be named" until he either retires or is traded to another team.
6. Clinton Portis will henceforth be called "Fantasy Player of Next Week" for his potentially devastating but never materializing fantasy point potential.
5. Terrell Owens must not be referred to by anything but "He who shall not be named" until he either retires or is traded to another team.
6. Clinton Portis will henceforth be called "Fantasy Player of Next Week" for his potentially devastating but never materializing fantasy point potential.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
The Commish Sez: Live Blog Tonight
Check in tonight for the live blog of the Cowboys at the Iggles! The fun will start @ 6:15
Consider this todays open thread...
Consider this todays open thread...
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Week 6 - Pregame and other notes
One note, I will be teaching the next two Monday nights, so will not be able to live blog Monday Night Football. There will be a live blog tonight, though.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Monday Night Live Blog...
I am going to be unable to run a live blog. If anyone is interested in running it, I can get up and running for you. Email me if you want to take on this endevour.
The Commish
The Commish
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Week 3 (and 2) Recaps
I am sorry I didn't get last weeks recap done, so I will add it to this weeks recap. I have posted the updated standing as well. Look for the Week 3 (and 2) recap tomorrow.
The Commish
The Commish
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Week 3 - Sunday night live blog ...
17:47 Bman Dit: The backup TV has been deployed so i should be good to MC the live blog. How close do i need to sit to the 27" TB to replicate the view of the 54" Hitachi?
The Commish Sez: I won't be live blogging tonight, hopefully Brian will be here to manage all the fun!
The Commish Sez: I won't be live blogging tonight, hopefully Brian will be here to manage all the fun!
Week 3 - Pregame. OMG My player is out?
10:50 - The commish sez: Another don't forget... Bye weeks begin next week. Week 4 bye teams are: Cardinals, Falcons, Panthers, Eagles
10:25 - The commish sez: Don't forget to check the inactive list here...
9:50 - The commish sez: We are in trouble now. The manager of the WildCats is up and tweaking his lineup and has posted on his team blast - "I am not just a computer"...
8:55 - The commish sez: If you need to make a change now's the time to do it! I did get a phone call last night from the manager of the Elune Sentinels who are without internet access today to make change should Brian Westbrook (RB-Phi) not start. If you need a last second change, let me know before the 11:00 (MST) games. As always the injury report is here...
Remember, you can always change your starting lineup, provided the players you wish to swap have not started yet.
10:25 - The commish sez: Don't forget to check the inactive list here...
9:50 - The commish sez: We are in trouble now. The manager of the WildCats is up and tweaking his lineup and has posted on his team blast - "I am not just a computer"...
8:55 - The commish sez: If you need to make a change now's the time to do it! I did get a phone call last night from the manager of the Elune Sentinels who are without internet access today to make change should Brian Westbrook (RB-Phi) not start. If you need a last second change, let me know before the 11:00 (MST) games. As always the injury report is here...
Remember, you can always change your starting lineup, provided the players you wish to swap have not started yet.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Tonights Live Blog
I will fire up a live blog at around 6:30, but will not be able to participate as I have other things to do. If any of you want to run the live blog, let me know via email.
The Commish
The Commish
Monday, September 14, 2009
Week 1 - Monday Morning. The Pain is Real.
Good Monday all. You may have noticed a recurring theme when various members of this blog have been covering games on NBC, and that is, why so many Jay Leno ads? I got up this morning and put on the Today show and the Leno assault continued.
Your pain has not gone unnoticed. The inimitable bloggers over at Deadspin are just as pained by this development as you are. Article here: Dear NBC, DIE (NSFW).
As if that was not enough pain, here are your Monday scores.
(winners in red, remaining players in parenthesis)
GC Dark Knights: 55 (0) - Elune Sentinels: 62 (2)
Vikings: 85 (0) - WildCats: 68 (2)
Bearpaws: 88 (1) - Hard Knocks: 96 (3)
The Sharks: 62 (2) - Ragazzi Pazzi: 83 (0)
The Watchmen: 59 (2) - Legal Beagles: 81 (1)
Don't forget the live blog tonight and that we have 2 games for this Monday! See you later.
The Commish
Your pain has not gone unnoticed. The inimitable bloggers over at Deadspin are just as pained by this development as you are. Article here: Dear NBC, DIE (NSFW).
As if that was not enough pain, here are your Monday scores.
(winners in red, remaining players in parenthesis)
GC Dark Knights: 55 (0) - Elune Sentinels: 62 (2)
Vikings: 85 (0) - WildCats: 68 (2)
Bearpaws: 88 (1) - Hard Knocks: 96 (3)
The Sharks: 62 (2) - Ragazzi Pazzi: 83 (0)
The Watchmen: 59 (2) - Legal Beagles: 81 (1)
Don't forget the live blog tonight and that we have 2 games for this Monday! See you later.
The Commish
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Opening Weekend Continues
Hello fellow league managers. We will be live blogging the game tomorrow night, and I will try to blog the morning games. I hope you all can join me for more opening weekend fun!
The Commish
Bman Dit: teams entered into the DirecTV tracker! We's ready!
The Commish
Bman Dit: teams entered into the DirecTV tracker! We's ready!
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