The Indianapolis Colts shall be called The INDY OUCH for their numerous injuries and for how ignominiously they gave up 231 yards against Arian Foster and the Texans. Seriously, the zone blocking scheme has been around for 30 years (or longer). Did the OUCH defensive coaches just learn about it?
Rex Ryan will henceforth be called The Kiter for writing checks his team can't cash. Really, Coach Ryan, The J..E..T..S.. JETS JETS JETS are a Superbowl team? Which leads us to;
Mark Sanchez shall be referred to as The DOE, for his 'deer in the headlights' look when being rushed by opposing defenses.
From now on, all former USC quarterbacks will be called Used To Be A QB, for their inability to understand that PAC-10 (12 soon) are not always the creme de la creme. Dominating teams like Washington State is like John Elway (All Hail Number 7) playing against a Pop Warner team. This does not apply to Carson Bangle Palmer.
One last USC jab, from this point forward, Reggie Bush shall be referred to as "Can't Haz Heisman" for giving up his Heisman trophy as an "act" of contrition.
That is all
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